"Good evening folks I'm Troy Donovan and welcome to the Earth area designated as B67. We at Mars Channel 5 are excited to bring you the very first Golden Turbo B67 Championship!!! Brought to you by our good friends at Red Hive Industries. Four Teams will battle it out for the Golden Turbo Team Cup and the drivers are all battling for the top prize in the Golden Turbo B67 Championship. A ticket to Mars!!! Yes that's right folks the champion will win passage for them self and their team mates to our beautiful planet and off that wasteland Earth. Now we don't let any riff raff onto Mars so these guys have got to earn it over a series of races. There'll be speed, there'll be carnage, there'll be action and there'll most definatly be blood!!!!!! With me to watch the season unfold is former driver superstar Jim 'Nitro' Jacobs. Welcome Jim, I hope you are excited as me for the upcoming races? "
" Good evening Troy, hell yes I'm excited for the Championship! The roar of the engines the chatter of machine gun fire almost makes me want to go back! These drivers will be putting it all on the line for you lucky viewers at home. We have some cracking races in store"
"That's correct Jim. Tonight sees the season start of with a Death Race. Nice and simple blast through the gates first to cross the finish line wins! Now we managed to locate a lovely patch of forest on earth. Amazing I know viewers but Red Hive Industries and the folks here at Mars Channel 5 are ready to pull out the best for our loyal fans. So so you know what we did? We bought that patch of land and turned it into a race track just for you guys!"
" Excellent Troy best use for Earth land is racing. Isn't that right viewer's!!!! I'm so pumped Troy!! "
" We can tell Nitro. Let's meet our teams!
First up is Waste Racing sponsored by Idris so Nitro I know you'll be rooting for this team won't you?"
First up is Waste Racing sponsored by Idris so Nitro I know you'll be rooting for this team won't you?"
"Troy you know it! I'm all about speed just go fast and then faster. Johnny Waste a 3 year racing veteran and behind the wheel of that Mustang he is a force but don't write off his racing buddies Gideon Turbo and Bison Thunder. They are new, hungry and ready for carnage! "
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| Waste Racing (Idris) |
" That's true Nitro. Plenty of newbies entering the championship. Our next team Midnight Club have travelled a long way to join us. Sponsored by Miyazaki the drivers Koda Shimzu and Sami Archin are ready to deliver a driving display but will the other teams let them deliver. They are looking forward to the death race but what about the other events? There cars look a little fragile, what do you think Nitro? "
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| Midnight Club (Miyazaki) |
" Your right Troy, I appreciate their speed but they need to be prepared for a fight if they want to hold their own because some Gaslanders are just straight crazy "
" I assume you are taking about our next team Thrasher? Well these boys certainly are certainly......... Out going and enthusiastic "
" Troy those boys are bat *beep* crazy! "
" Nitro! You can't say that on live TV. "
" What crazy? OK sorry. Anyway Max 'Shiny' Fender and Billy Maggot are aggressive and fearless. They may not be up at the front but they will be blasting away from the back! "
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| Thrasher (Slime |
" Next up is possibly the most disciplined team we have. Sponsored by Rutherford we have the Volunteers. Sgt Grant Greenward and Cpl Williard West are bringing the heavies to this race and they take it so seriously we are not allowed to see the vehicles before the race! (I forgot to take a picture of them)"
"Don't forget explosives Troy, I've been on the wrong end of those Rutherford folks. I tell you they do not like you pis... Erm urinating in their fuel tanks!"
"Nitro! Ha ha ha folks that must show much these drivers want to get to Mars. Right let's get down to business folks. In hearing the drivers are almost ready. Here is the drone camera view of the Racetrack for you today brought to you by Red Planet Dew"
"Troy that bridge looks to have the potential to cause utter chaos and those trees man they just get in the way."
"That's the idea Nitro! Right get comfy folks it's race time. Let's go live to earth and hit the road!!!!"
"Nitro There goes the green light and it is go go go!!!!"
"Woo!!!! Let's do this!!"
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| A crazy start sees the first 2 vehicles to pull away slide out of control |
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| Koda Shimzu ploughs through! |
"Those spun vehicles are causing carnage Nitro "
"Hell yeah Troy! Already we have seen plenty of smashes and we only just started!"
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| "All the vehicles are at least pointing the right way now! " |
"Koda Shimzu takes the lead but strikes the edge of the bridge as he drives across it! Lovely move there Nitro"
"Yes sir just misjudged it a little but that'll polish out!!"
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| "Sgt Greenward clips the bridge wall also but makes it onto the bridge" |
"Two vehicles have clipped that bridge now Nitro. You know so know people said we should have made it wider Where is the challenge in that!"
"Troy look! ! Cpl West has decided to ignore the bridge completely !! Thats a bold move"
"but look Nitro he's lost it and slid out of control !"
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| The Humvee loses control and slides |
"Seeing the Cpl lose control everyone else had for the bridge entrance"
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| Absolute carnage ensures! |
"Yes Nitro, the first racers are over the bridge and have their weapons activated!"
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| Gideon Turbo narrowly avoids Koda |
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| More racers arrive |
"True, oooh Max 'shiny' Fender is after Gideon Turbo and lights him up with machine gun fire"
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| And Boom!!!!!! |
"Beautiful Troy he lined him up and the gunner aimed perfectly. All the other cars are pushing up now. Oh no Max Fender has pushed his luck probably still cheering the wrecked buggy he's gone and lost Control!"
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| Needing to change gears Max pushed his luck and the dice were cruel |
" yep definatly Troy. To busy celebrating his kill and not watching his driving."
"He'll learn from that. Right folks we'll be right back after these imports t messages from Red Hove Industries .."
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