Gaslands Championship Round One (part two)

"Welcome back folks. During the break Koda Shimzu took a turn slightly to wide and clipped a tree"

"This caused him to lose control and wipe out! He manages not to flip but strikes a wall really crunching his car"

Smash!!! 

"Here comes Bison Thunder but he's lost it and gone in a slide! These drivers are all over the place!"

Bison Thunder gets acquainted with the trees

Mizyaki and Rutherford  head into the lead

"Bison Thunder must be fuming after his meeting with the trees. It cost him two places. Look Nitro he's racing after the ahead cars"
"He sure is Troy, his buggy is not the most offensively capable vehicle  He only has an oil slick dropper. Oh and his trusty hand gun. Which I think he is about to fire. He must be desperate"
"He's firing. No way he has done it that last shot destroyed Koda Shimzu's tyre and the car is wrecked!!"

Handgun shot takes out the Miyazaki car

"Here's Cpl West again crashing I to the rear of Bison Thunder"

Crash!! 

"This race has really taken it out of all the vehicles now pretty much all are showing signs of damage but all are throwing it to the wind to get ahead and win this race."

"Sami Archin desperate to catch up the leaders strikes trees taking a turn to fast."

"Billy Maggot barges his way through trying to grab second place"

"Troy you gotta appreciate the tenacity of those Thrasher boys. I honestly thought the performance cars would be all over this race but the other teams have really laid on a hurting  "

"That's right Nitro. They have not had a good race at all  I mean look at Johnny Waste he is having a terrible race. His Mustang is badly damaged and he is pushing it so hard. Oh no he's lost it again! “

Johnny Waste slides into rough grass

" Troy look I think Bison Thunder is making a move for the lead! He sneaks in front and  ha ha ha cheeky git he's dropped his oil slick!!!!!"

Oil slick deployed! 

"Sami Archin is coming up behind Cpl West and using that mini gun. He gets some good hits but the Cpl is still running"

Sami Archin shoots at Cpl West

"Cpl West ignoring the bullets hitting the rear and he is focused on Bison Thunder in the lead. There go some grenades it looks like. They explode around Bisons buggy and  he's gone!!"

Bison Thunder is out of the race! 

"Most of the racers are pushing on Nitro though I'm not sure what Sgt Greenward is up to "

The racers wind trough the carnage

Sgt Greenward a good way behind 

"Troy everyone is pushing hard now to catch and we have had a crazy race these drivers have to be on the edge. There goes Sami Archin he's lost it on the corner smashing against the rocks. How their cars are running I don't know "

Sami again loses it on a corner

"Nitro, Johnny Waste is pushing up but oh!!! He's wiped out and then boom! Billy  Maggot slams into him!

Billy Magnet absolutely slams into Johnny Waste

It's all over for Johnny Waste 

" The remaining racers push on, still half of the track to go"

The straight gives the drivers opportunity to floor it

"Cpl West has nothing but clear road ahead and he puts his foot down"

"Troy I think everyone else now has to either settle for what they have or go for it balls to the wall."

"and Sami Archin is going for it!! He swerves round some trees and..... He's out of control. He's slid up on the hills and flips !!"

Sami Archin goes up the hill side

And flips over. Race over for Sami

"With Sami Archin going out all serious competition to Cpl West is over and he passes the finish line for the win !! Billy Maggot gets second and Sgt Greenward gets third. What a crazy race"

"Yes Troy that bridge at the start really did a number on several vehicles!"

"Right fold that's out for tonights broadcast. Well leave you with the championship table. Which currently Cpl West is at the top  Good night all!!!"

Golden Turbo Championship table

1.  Cpl Williard West ( humvee) - 14
2. Billy Maggot (slime pick up 1) - 9
3. Sgt Grant Greenward (White van) - 4
4. Bison Thunder (Buggy idris) - 3
5. Max 'shiny' Fender (Slime pick up 2) - 2
6. Koda Shimzu (Lambo) - 1
7. Gideon Turbo (Buggy mini gun) - 1
8. Sami Archin (Viper) - 1
9. Johnny Waste (mustang) - 1

Team Table (10pts 1st place 7pts 2nd place 5pts 3rd place)

1. Rutherford - 17
2. Thrasher - 5
3. Idris
4. Mizakaya

That was a great game. Chaotic with the bridge at the start there were so many crashes to sort out !!  The reason for so many slides was just utter terrible skid dice rolls for all teams. We struggled to change gear with how bad the rolls were. We had a great night yes we most certainly forgot a good few rules but we had an awesome time playing Gaslands.