Monday, 30 November 2020

TCW Quarter Finals. Hamish vs The Streak

 


"We are back! The wheat has been sorted from the chaff and here we are at the quarter finals. Should be 4 matches but we have an odd number of contestants so randomly picked Gun gets a buy y through to the semi finals. The lucky bugger. Our first match is Hamish the halfling brawler vs The Streak a  human Brawler.  I've heard Streak has been walking around pretty confident that he will get through while Hamish has mostly been drinking ha ha ha ha. Anyway you don't wanna listen to me! You wanna see some violence!!!! "




" Well there wrestlers are in the rings. The people are in the stands sooo Let's Rock!!!! "

Here we go! 

Hamish acts first climbing the turnbuckle and tries to pump up the crowd 

He fails miserably! 

The crowd want action not standing around so boo Hamish. The Streak smiles and moves forward to attack


As the Streak closes in Hamish unleashes the Half - Ling! From the turnbuckle, he flies across ring and lands on the streak.

 

High flying Halfling! 

Hamish causes 2 damage and shoves the Streak back. The halfling then scampers away.  The Streak follows after Hamish, and climbs the turnbuckle himself. 

The Streak prepares his Skull Cracking Elbow 

He launches the elbow! The crowd roar in approval! 


Oh my Hamish has been obliterated! 

The elbow does 4 damage plus beat down bonus of +1 damage. KO'ing Hamish

Well this will be short and sweet!! 

The crowd roars that it can't be over yet!! Hamish stirs and climbs to his feet. He bounces off the ropes and tries to hit a flying head butt 

"We want more! We want more!!" 


The flying headbutt is blocked. The Streak tries to punch Hamish but misses, a second punch is blocked, he tries to grab the halfling to lift him up and fails. He swings another punch the crowd are taken away with the moment and ignore the classless use of the same love over and over. 

The Streak beats up Hamish 


And he's down again! 

The crowds roar gets Hamish up again!!! Unbelievable testicular fortitude from the halfling. He groggily bounces off the ropes and goes for a flying head butt! 

The crowd are loving this!!! 


That's a Fling and a half! 

Hamish hits for 2 damag and a beat down bonus of +1 damage. The Streak recovers and bounces off the ropes. He goes for a clothesline but Hamish ducks underneath and runs to the ropes bounces off and launches a flying headbutt! 

The Streak tries to finish off Hamish


But Hamish ducks and starts his own attack! 

Oooo right in the back!!! 

Hamish head connects with the Streaks spine and he is thrown to the floor KO'd!! The crowd boo the Streak as he lies there


Hamish scampers across and goes for a pin attempt 

The Streak is still in this! 


The Streak kicks out 3 times but won't get up to his feet! Hamish wipes his face and goes for a fourth pin attempt! 

It's over!!!! 

"Crazy match, what a match can you believe it!!! Hamish is through to the semi finals!! 

What a great match Hamish was on one health for most of the match but really  stepped up and fought back with such ferocity. 




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